Kidding! You will never see me pants-less on the Internet. But you know I love these two ultra-simple, sexy-bulky sweaters, and I love the spare photos as well. The blogger who knitted the turtleneck calls it her Three Movies Sweater and posted her bottom-up pattern notes here. The other is a Martyna Galla photo of model Olga Butkiewicz (by way of a juicy Tumblr with the clever title of CO-K-BO). I have no idea what the origins of the sweater are, but if you know the even barest bones of top-down sweater theory, you can whip that one right out. CO, K, BO indeed. Both are on my to-make list.
(Hat tip to MJK, on whose Pinterest boards I first saw both of these.)